Baby Angel Investor Tee

🍼 Baby Angel Investor Tee – Funding Chaos, One Tantrum at a Time

Born to pitch. Raised to disrupt.

The Baby Angel Investor Tee is made for the early-stage elite — whether you’re rocking generational wealth or just the audacity to act like it.
Soft, flattering, and lightweight, it’s perfect for your first nap in a pitch deck or your third failed NFT startup.

From playpen to IPO, this one’s for the tycoons in training.

👕 Product Details

– 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
– Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) – soft, breathable, always on trend
– Pre-shrunk fabric – just like your trust fund withdrawals
– Side-seamed construction – clean lines, premium feel
– Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – built for tantrums, takeovers, and tax write-offs
– Blank product sourced from: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

🧸 Made to Order – Not Mass Produced

Because only the elite overproduce.
Each tee is made only when you order – meaning:

– No landfill filler
– No startup waste
– Just pure, wearable sarcasm

🌍 Traceability & Compliance

– Weaving: India or South Korea
– Dyeing: El Salvador or California
– Manufacturing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
– Contains 0% recycled polyester
– Contains 0% hazardous substances
– Age restriction: Adults
– EU Warranty: 2 years
– Compliant with EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)

📧 Questions? Hit us up at eattherichstore@gmail.com

👼 Start 'em young. Eat the rich.

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