Eat The Rich
Baby Angel Investor Tee
Baby Angel Investor Tee
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$37.00 USD
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Funding chaos, one tantrum at a time.
The Baby Angel Investor Tee is for the early believers—those born with generational wealth or just the audacity to act like it. Soft, lightweight, and with just the right stretch, it’s comfortable enough for your first pitch deck nap and flattering enough for your second startup failure. Whether you're disrupting the daycare or seeding your first playpen fund, this one’s for the future tycoons in training.
Product Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) – soft, breathable, always on trend
• Pre-shrunk fabric – just like your trust fund withdrawals
• Side-seamed construction – clean lines, premium feel
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – built to last through temper tantrums and tax write-offs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Because only the elite overproduce. Each Baby Angel Investor Tee is made only when you order, minimizing waste and maximizing sarcasm.
Start ‘em young. Eat the rich.
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Eat The Rich ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at eattherichstore@gmail.com or write to us 6 Sirkin St, Givatayim, Israel..
The Baby Angel Investor Tee is for the early believers—those born with generational wealth or just the audacity to act like it. Soft, lightweight, and with just the right stretch, it’s comfortable enough for your first pitch deck nap and flattering enough for your second startup failure. Whether you're disrupting the daycare or seeding your first playpen fund, this one’s for the future tycoons in training.
Product Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) – soft, breathable, always on trend
• Pre-shrunk fabric – just like your trust fund withdrawals
• Side-seamed construction – clean lines, premium feel
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – built to last through temper tantrums and tax write-offs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Because only the elite overproduce. Each Baby Angel Investor Tee is made only when you order, minimizing waste and maximizing sarcasm.
Start ‘em young. Eat the rich.
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Eat The Rich ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at eattherichstore@gmail.com or write to us 6 Sirkin St, Givatayim, Israel..
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
