Eat the Rich Canvas Baroque

Opulence meets rebellion.
The Eat The Rich Canvas Baroque Slip-Ons reimagine the extravagant excess of aristocracy into a weaponized form of modern streetwear.

Featuring luxurious baroque-inspired patterns, these slip-ons blend elite aesthetic with subversive defiance.
Built lightweight, breathable, and cushioned for everyday rebellion.

Walk comfortably. Walk provocatively.

👟 Product Details

– 100% polyester canvas upper – lightweight yet durable
– EVA rubber outsole – strong grip, built to last
– Custom branding – brand printed on the box, insole, and tongue
– Breathable lining & soft removable insole – comfort for daily wear
– Elastic side accents – easy slip-on design with a snug, secure fit
– Padded collar & tongue – premium comfort details for lasting wearability
– Printed, cut, and handmade – each pair individually crafted for authenticity

📦 Shipping Availability

The Eat The Rich Canvas Baroque Slip-Ons ship to:

– United States
– Canada
– Australia
– United Kingdom
– Japan
– Most European countries

➡️ If your shipping address is outside these regions, please select another item.

🛠 Made to Order – Not Mass Produced

Every pair of Eat The Rich Canvas Baroque Slip-Ons is crafted only when you order, guaranteeing:

– ❌ No waste
– ❌ No overstock
– ✅ Maximum impact, minimal footprint

Because mass production is the ultimate aristocratic lie.

🌍 Traceability & Compliance

– Weaving: China
– Dyeing: China
– Manufacturing: Handcrafted
– Contains 0% recycled polyester
– Contains 0% dangerous substances
– Meets EU REACH requirements
– Fully compliant with General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
– EU Warranty: 2 years
– Age restriction: Adults only

📧 Need help? Contact us: eattherichstore@gmail.com

✊ Walk the Fine Line Between Luxury and Revolution. Eat The Rich.

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