Eat The Rich Crossbody bag

🎒 Eat The Rich Crossbody Bag – Hands-Free. System-Free.

Move light. Think heavy.

The Eat The Rich Crossbody Bag is built for those who travel with purpose — whether you're headed to a protest, a festival, or just outmaneuvering the status quo.
With its structured form, adjustable strap, and water-resistant build, this is your go-to for keeping essentials close and capitalism at arm's length.

Compact. Tactical. Anti-bloat. Anti-hype.

📐 Product Details

– 100% polyester – lightweight, durable, ready to move
– Fabric weight: 9 oz./yd² (305 g/m²) – strong without the bulk
– Bag size: 5.7″ × 7.7″ × 2″ (14.5 × 19.5 × 5 cm)
– Capacity: 0.37 gallons (1.4 L) – compact with surprising room
– Water-resistant exterior – shields your gear from the elements
– Fusible backing – adds form and structure
– Inside + outside pockets – for organized rebellion
– Adjustable strap – carry it your way
– Two-way zipper – access at every angle
– Blank components sourced from: China

🛠 Made to Order – Not Mass Produced

Mass production? Nah.
We make each Eat The Rich Crossbody Bag only after you order, meaning:

– No waste 🗑
– No extra stock 💸
– No participation in the system we critique 🔥

🌍 Traceability & Compliance

– Flammability compliant
– Meets lead, cadmium, bisphenol & phthalates safety requirements
– Age restriction: Adults only
– EU Warranty: 2 years
– GPSR Compliant: General Product Safety Regulation (EU)

📧 Got questions? Hit us: eattherichstore@gmail.com

🔥 Travel light. Speak loud. Eat the rich.