Eat The Rich
Eat The Rich Essential Utensils Tee
Eat The Rich Essential Utensils Tee
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🍴 Essential Utensils Tee – You Can’t Eat the Rich Without the Right Tools
Soft-spoken weapon. Sharp purpose.
The Essential Utensils Tee is clean, minimal, and quietly provocative — crafted for everyday wear with an undertone of rebellion.
Lightweight, breathable, and sleek, it’s made for comfort without ever compromising your stance.
đź‘• Product Details
– 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
– Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) – lightweight, breathable comfort
– Pre-shrunk fabric – stays true to size
– Side-seamed construction – clean lines, better fit
– Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – durability in the details
– Blank product sourced from: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
⚠️ Made to Order – Not Mass Produced
Because fast fashion is what they feed you.
This tee is made only when you order — minimizing waste and maximizing impact.
– No stockpiles
– No trend-chasing
– Just tools for the revolution
🌍 Traceability & Compliance
– Weaving: India or South Korea
– Dyeing: El Salvador or California
– Manufacturing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
– Contains 0% recycled polyester
– Contains 0% hazardous substances
– Age restriction: Adults
– EU Warranty: 2 years
– Complies with the EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
đź“§ Questions? Reach us at eattherichstore@gmail.com
🍽 Serve the message. Eat the rich.
Size guide
 | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
 | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) |
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |



