Eat The Rich
ETRVC T-Shirt
ETRVC T-Shirt
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(Eat The Rich Venture Capital)
Funding the future—with irony.
The ETRVC Tee takes a jab at the system from the inside out. Perfect for those who know venture capital isn’t just about startups—it’s about who gets to start at all. Soft, lightweight, and designed for everyday rebellion, this shirt is for anyone investing in change... or at least laughing on the way to the collapse.
Product Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) – smooth, breathable, premium feel
• Pre-shrunk fabric – holds shape, holds the message
• Side-seamed construction – clean fit with an edge
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – built for the long game
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Because wasteful funding rounds are the real scam. Each ETRVC Tee is made only when you order, cutting out overproduction and dialing up the meaning.
Bet on disruption. Wear the message. Eat the rich.
Let me know if you want a techier, more corporate-jargon version—or one with sharper satire.
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Eat The Rich ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at eattherichstore@gmail.com or write to us 6 Sirkin St, Givatayim, Israel..
Funding the future—with irony.
The ETRVC Tee takes a jab at the system from the inside out. Perfect for those who know venture capital isn’t just about startups—it’s about who gets to start at all. Soft, lightweight, and designed for everyday rebellion, this shirt is for anyone investing in change... or at least laughing on the way to the collapse.
Product Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) – smooth, breathable, premium feel
• Pre-shrunk fabric – holds shape, holds the message
• Side-seamed construction – clean fit with an edge
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – built for the long game
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Because wasteful funding rounds are the real scam. Each ETRVC Tee is made only when you order, cutting out overproduction and dialing up the meaning.
Bet on disruption. Wear the message. Eat the rich.
Let me know if you want a techier, more corporate-jargon version—or one with sharper satire.
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Eat The Rich ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at eattherichstore@gmail.com or write to us 6 Sirkin St, Givatayim, Israel..
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
