Eat The Rich
Fund Hound Tee
Fund Hound Tee
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Sharp nose for money. No leash required.
The Fund Hound Tee is built for those on the scent of capital — restless, relentless, and ready to bite.
With a soft, breathable feel and the right amount of stretch, it’s made for comfort on the hunt — whether you’re chasing opportunity or exposing those hoarding it.
Sleek. Bold. Unapologetically on the move.
👕 Product Details
– 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
– Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) – lightweight and smooth
– Pre-shrunk fabric – holds its shape through every chase
– Side-seamed construction – clean lines and reliable fit
– Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – added durability for all-day wear
– Blank garment sourced from: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
🐕 Made to Order – Not for the Domesticated
Because overproduction is for the domesticated.
Every Fund Hound Tee is made only when you order, ensuring:
– No mass production
– No excess waste
– Fully intentional design
🌍 Traceability & Compliance
– Weaving: India or South Korea
– Dyeing: El Salvador or California
– Manufacturing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
– Contains 0% recycled polyester
– Contains 0% hazardous substances
– Age restriction: Adults
– EU Warranty: 2 years
– Fully compliant with the EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
📧 Product safety questions? Contact us at eattherichstore@gmail.com
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |



