Fund Hounds Tee

Feral instinct meets polished charm.

The Fund Hounds Tee is for those who chase capital without apology — whether you're deep in venture deals or tearing through the illusion of trickle-down wealth.

Soft. Breathable. Built to bark — and bite.

Premium comfort with a street-level growl for people who know exactly when to make noise.

👕 Product Details

– 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
– Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) – light, smooth, and effortlessly sharp
– Pre-shrunk fabric – keeps its shape, unlike the market
– Side-seamed construction – tailored fit with clean lines
– Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – extra durability for long hunts
– Blank garment sourced from: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

🐾 Made to Order – No Stockpile, Just Strategy

Because real predators don’t hoard stock.
Your tee is printed only when you order, which means:

– No overproduction
– No empty hype
– Just lean, intentional fashion with bite

🌍 Traceability & Compliance

– Weaving: India or South Korea
– Dyeing: El Salvador or California
– Manufacturing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
– Contains 0% recycled polyester
– Contains 0% hazardous substances
– Age restriction: Adults
– EU Warranty: 2 years
– Fully compliant with the EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)

📧 Questions? Contact us at eattherichstore@gmail.com

💰 Track the money. Tear the myth. Eat the rich.

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