Kiss Your Money Goodbye Tee

Affectionately bankrupt. Lovingly over it.

The Kiss Your Money Goodbye Tee is made for those who know the system’s a scam — and still show up looking 🔥. Whether it’s inflation, dead-end investments, or luxury that never loved you back, this tee delivers the message with a smirk.

Soft. Lightweight. Flattering.
Perfect for your next financial heartbreak.

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👕 Product Details

– 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
– Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) – breathable with a premium feel
– Pre-shrunk fabric – holds its shape, wear after wear
– Side-seamed construction – clean, flattering silhouette
– Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – built for movement
– Blank garment sourced from: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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🧵 Made to Order – Not Mass Produced

– Printed only when you order – no overstock, no waste
– Slower on purpose – because fast fashion is fake
– Designed with intention – not hype

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🌍 Traceability & Compliance

– Weaving: India or South Korea
– Dyeing: El Salvador or California
– Manufacturing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
– Contains 0% recycled polyester
– Contains 0% hazardous substances
– Age restriction: Adults
– EU Warranty: 2 years
– Compliant with EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)

📧 For product safety questions: eattherichstore@gmail.com

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💣 Blow a kiss. Burn a check. Eat the rich.

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