Eat The Rich
Kiss Your Money Goodbye Tee
Kiss Your Money Goodbye Tee
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$30.00 USD
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Affectionately bankrupt. Lovingly over it.
The Kiss Your Money Goodbye Tee is for those who know the system’s a scam—and still show up in style. Whether it’s inflation, bad investments, or luxury that doesn’t love you back, this tee says it all with a smirk. Soft, lightweight, and flattering on everyone, it’s the perfect fit for your next financial heartbreak.
Product Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) – soft, breathable, built to flex
• Pre-shrunk fabric – because you’ve already lost enough
• Side-seamed construction – structured fit with a rebellious edge
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – for lasting wear, even if the economy won’t
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Because printing in bulk is for brands that believe in stability. The Kiss Your Money Goodbye Tee is made only when you order, ditching waste while keeping the sarcasm rich.
Blow a kiss. Burn a check. Eat the rich.
Let me know if you want it more poetic, minimalist, or sharply cynical!
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Eat The Rich ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at eattherichstore@gmail.com or write to us 6 Sirkin St, Givatayim, Israel..
The Kiss Your Money Goodbye Tee is for those who know the system’s a scam—and still show up in style. Whether it’s inflation, bad investments, or luxury that doesn’t love you back, this tee says it all with a smirk. Soft, lightweight, and flattering on everyone, it’s the perfect fit for your next financial heartbreak.
Product Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) – soft, breathable, built to flex
• Pre-shrunk fabric – because you’ve already lost enough
• Side-seamed construction – structured fit with a rebellious edge
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – for lasting wear, even if the economy won’t
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Because printing in bulk is for brands that believe in stability. The Kiss Your Money Goodbye Tee is made only when you order, ditching waste while keeping the sarcasm rich.
Blow a kiss. Burn a check. Eat the rich.
Let me know if you want it more poetic, minimalist, or sharply cynical!
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Eat The Rich ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at eattherichstore@gmail.com or write to us 6 Sirkin St, Givatayim, Israel..
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
