Eat The Rich
Over Priced Shirt
Over Priced Shirt
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💸 Overpriced T-Shirt – The $120,000 Banana Was Just the Beginning
🚨 “FUCK YOU DISCOUNT” activated when you dare to add to cart. ❗️
We don’t think taping a banana to a wall is art.
But someone paid $120K for it, so... here's our wearable middle finger to elite nonsense.
Priced for irony. Designed for real wear.
Lightweight, breathable, and actually worth the sarcasm — because this shirt is more than a punchline.
👕 Product Details
– 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
– Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²) – lightweight, but heavy with irony
– Pre-shrunk fabric – stays in shape, even if the art world doesn’t
– Side-seamed construction – clean fit, sharp cut
– Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – durable, just like the joke
– Blank product sourced from: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
🧨 Made to Order – Not Mass Produced
Because mass-producing overpriced garbage is exactly what we’re mocking.
Each Overpriced Tee is made only when you order, proving:
– Satire can be sustainable
– Jokes can fit great
– You’re not here to play by their price tags
🌍 Traceability & Compliance
– Weaving: India or South Korea
– Dyeing: El Salvador or California
– Manufacturing: Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
– Contains 0% recycled polyester
– Contains 0% hazardous substances
– Age restriction: Adults
– EU Warranty: 2 years
– Compliant with EU General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
📧 Questions? Roast us or message us: eattherichstore@gmail.com
🧢 Wear the joke. Own the message. Eat the rich.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |







