Paris is a (NO) JOKE!

Luxury meets performance. Streetwear meets statement.
The Paris is a (No) Joke Jersey is crafted for those who play by their own rules — on the field and in the game of life.
Made from 100% recycled polyester, it delivers breathable, moisture-wicking comfort with a refined, premium edge.
Move freely, live boldly — because Paris isn’t just about fashion, it’s a mindset.

👕 Product Details

– 100% recycled polyester fabric – sustainable with zero compromise
– Featherlight feel – 4.7 oz/yd² (160 g/m²)
– Two-way stretch fabric – unrestricted movement, maximum comfort
– Moisture-wicking technology – stay cool when it heats up
– Regular fit – sleek, athletic silhouette
– UPF50+ protection – shielded against harmful UV rays
– Double-layered v-neck collar – premium structure and style
– Responsibly sourced blank product – made in China

📦 Made to Order – Not Mass Produced

Every Paris is a (No) Joke Jersey is created only when you order, ensuring:

– ❌ No overproduction
– ❌ No wasted stock
– ✅ 100% purpose, 0% waste

No mass production. No mindless excess.
Only precision-crafted, conscious fashion.

🌍 Traceability & Compliance

– Knitting: China
– Dyeing: China
– Manufacturing: Latvia
– Contains 100% recycled polyester
– Contains 0% dangerous substances
– Releases some microfibers during washing
– Fully compliant with General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR)
– EU Warranty: 2 years
– Age restriction: Adults only

📧 Need help or have questions? Reach out: eattherichstore@gmail.com

✊ Play Hard. Move Smart. Eat The Rich.

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