Eat The Rich
Fund Hounds Tee
Fund Hounds Tee
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$33.00 USD
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$33.00 USD
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Sniffing out capital. Biting into profits.
The Fund Hounds Tee is made for those who chase money with feral instinct and polished charm. Whether you’re deep in venture deals or just tearing through the illusion of trickle-down wealth, this tee delivers premium comfort with street-level bite. It’s soft, breathable, and built for the ones who know when to bark and when to bite.
Product Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) – light, smooth, and effortlessly sharp
• Pre-shrunk fabric – keeps its shape, unlike the market
• Side-seamed construction – tailored fit with clean lines
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – added durability for long hunts
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Because real predators don’t hoard stock. The Fund Hounds Tee is made only when you order, slashing waste and keeping your wardrobe lean and intentional.
Track the money. Tear the myth. Eat the rich.
Let me know if you want a version that leans more satirical, corporate-chic, or raw!
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Eat The Rich ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at eattherichstore@gmail.com or write to us 6 Sirkin St, Givatayim, Israel..
The Fund Hounds Tee is made for those who chase money with feral instinct and polished charm. Whether you’re deep in venture deals or just tearing through the illusion of trickle-down wealth, this tee delivers premium comfort with street-level bite. It’s soft, breathable, and built for the ones who know when to bark and when to bite.
Product Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) – light, smooth, and effortlessly sharp
• Pre-shrunk fabric – keeps its shape, unlike the market
• Side-seamed construction – tailored fit with clean lines
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping – added durability for long hunts
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Because real predators don’t hoard stock. The Fund Hounds Tee is made only when you order, slashing waste and keeping your wardrobe lean and intentional.
Track the money. Tear the myth. Eat the rich.
Let me know if you want a version that leans more satirical, corporate-chic, or raw!
• Traceability:
- Weaving—India, South Korea
- Dyeing—El Salvador, California
- Manufacturing—Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Contains 0% recycled polyester
• Contains 0% dangerous substances
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Eat The Rich ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at eattherichstore@gmail.com or write to us 6 Sirkin St, Givatayim, Israel..
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
