Eat The Rich
What these SLIDES? Baby dont hurt me...
What these SLIDES? Baby dont hurt me...
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What These SLIDES? Baby, Don’t Hurt Me…
Step into comfort. Step on the system.
Whether you're cruising through summer or making a statement, the What These SLIDES? bring together effortless comfort and bold energy. Designed with a cushioned faux leather strap and a textured footbed, they’re perfect for long days, late nights, and everything in between. Lightweight, durable, and stitched for extra longevity—because style should last longer than the elite’s rule.
Product Details:
• Cushioned faux leather upper strap – premium comfort with a bold edge
• Lightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole – effortless wear, all-day stability
• Contoured, textured footbed – designed for comfort and grip
• Stitched perimeter – reinforced durability for the long haul
• Spot clean only – because real style shouldn’t be high maintenance
• Printed, cut, and handmade – every pair crafted with care
Where We Ship:
The What These SLIDES? are available in select countries, including the United States, Canada, Australia, the United Kingdom, Japan, and most of Europe. If your shipping address falls outside these regions, please choose a different product.
Because excess production is the real burden. Every pair of What These SLIDES? is made only when you order, ensuring a waste-free, exclusive release.
Slide into the movement. Eat the rich.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Eat The Rich and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 6 Sirkin St, Givatayim, Israel. or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Step into comfort. Step on the system.
Whether you're cruising through summer or making a statement, the What These SLIDES? bring together effortless comfort and bold energy. Designed with a cushioned faux leather strap and a textured footbed, they’re perfect for long days, late nights, and everything in between. Lightweight, durable, and stitched for extra longevity—because style should last longer than the elite’s rule.
Product Details:
• Cushioned faux leather upper strap – premium comfort with a bold edge
• Lightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole – effortless wear, all-day stability
• Contoured, textured footbed – designed for comfort and grip
• Stitched perimeter – reinforced durability for the long haul
• Spot clean only – because real style shouldn’t be high maintenance
• Printed, cut, and handmade – every pair crafted with care
Where We Ship:
The What These SLIDES? are available in select countries, including the United States, Canada, Australia, the United Kingdom, Japan, and most of Europe. If your shipping address falls outside these regions, please choose a different product.
Because excess production is the real burden. Every pair of What These SLIDES? is made only when you order, ensuring a waste-free, exclusive release.
Slide into the movement. Eat the rich.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Eat The Rich and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 6 Sirkin St, Givatayim, Israel. or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
US MEN | UK | EUROPE | JAPAN | FOOT LENGTH (inches) | SHOES LENGTH (inches) | |
6.5 | 6.5 | 5.5 | 39 | 24.5 | 9 ⅝ | 10 ¼ |
7 | 7 | 6 | 40 | 25 | 9 ¾ | 10 ½ |
8 | 8 | 7 | 41 | 26 | 10 ⅛ | 10 ¾ |
8.5 | 8.5 | 7.5 | 42 | 26.5 | 10 ¼ | 11 |
9.5 | 9.5 | 8.5 | 43 | 27.5 | 10 ⅝ | 11 ¼ |
10 | 10 | 9 | 44 | 28 | 10 ¾ | 11 ½ |
11 | 11 | 10 | 45 | 29 | 11 ¼ | 11 ¾ |
11.5 | 11.5 | 10.5 | 46 | 29.5 | 11 ½ | 12 |
12.5 | 12.5 | 11.5 | 47 | 30.5 | 11 ⅞ | 12 ¼ |
US MEN | UK | EUROPE | JAPAN | FOOT LENGTH (cm) | SHOES LENGTH (cm) | |
6.5 | 6.5 | 5.5 | 39 | 24.5 | 24.5 | 26 |
7 | 7 | 6 | 40 | 25 | 24.8 | 26.7 |
8 | 8 | 7 | 41 | 26 | 25.7 | 27.3 |
8.5 | 8.5 | 7.5 | 42 | 26.5 | 26 | 28 |
9.5 | 9.5 | 8.5 | 43 | 27.5 | 27 | 28.6 |
10 | 10 | 9 | 44 | 28 | 27.3 | 29.2 |
11 | 11 | 10 | 45 | 29 | 28.6 | 29.9 |
11.5 | 11.5 | 10.5 | 46 | 29.5 | 29.2 | 30.5 |
12.5 | 12.5 | 11.5 | 47 | 30.5 | 30.2 | 31.1 |



