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Eat The Rich

What these SLIDES? Baby dont hurt me...

What these SLIDES? Baby dont hurt me...

Regular price $55.00 USD
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Step into comfort. Step on the system.
Whether you're cruising through summer or making a statement, the What These SLIDES? bring together effortless comfort and bold energy.

Crafted for long days, late nights, and everything in between — lightweight, durable, stitched to last — because style should outlive the elite.


👟 Product Details

– Cushioned faux leather upper strap – premium comfort with a bold edge
– Lightweight polyurethane (PU) outsole – effortless wear, all-day stability
– Contoured, textured footbed – designed for grip and nonstop comfort
– Stitched perimeter – reinforced durability for the long haul
– Spot clean only – because real style shouldn’t be high maintenance
– Printed, cut, and handmade – every pair crafted with care


📦 Shipping Availability

The What These SLIDES? ship to:

– United States
– Canada
– Australia
– United Kingdom
– Japan
– Most European countries

➡️ If your shipping address falls outside these regions, please select another product.


🛠 Made to Order – Not Mass Produced

Every pair of What These SLIDES? is made only when you order, ensuring:

– ❌ No overproduction
– ❌ No stockpiles of hype
– ✅ Maximum intention, minimum waste


🌍 Traceability & Compliance

– Meets General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR) standards
– Manufactured responsibly under EU oversight
– Age restriction: Adults only
– EU Warranty: 2 years

📧 Questions or need support?
Email us anytime: eattherichstore@gmail.com


✊ Slide Into the Movement. Eat The Rich.

Size guide

  US MEN UK EUROPE JAPAN FOOT LENGTH (inches) SHOES LENGTH (inches)
6.5 6.5 5.5 39 24.5 9 ⅝ 10 ¼
7 7 6 40 25 9 ¾ 10 ½
8 8 7 41 26 10 ⅛ 10 ¾
8.5 8.5 7.5 42 26.5 10 ¼ 11
9.5 9.5 8.5 43 27.5 10 ⅝ 11 ¼
10 10 9 44 28 10 ¾ 11 ½
11 11 10 45 29 11 ¼ 11 ¾
11.5 11.5 10.5 46 29.5 11 ½ 12
12.5 12.5 11.5 47 30.5 11 ⅞ 12 ¼
  US MEN UK EUROPE JAPAN FOOT LENGTH (cm) SHOES LENGTH (cm)
6.5 6.5 5.5 39 24.5 24.5 26
7 7 6 40 25 24.8 26.7
8 8 7 41 26 25.7 27.3
8.5 8.5 7.5 42 26.5 26 28
9.5 9.5 8.5 43 27.5 27 28.6
10 10 9 44 28 27.3 29.2
11 11 10 45 29 28.6 29.9
11.5 11.5 10.5 46 29.5 29.2 30.5
12.5 12.5 11.5 47 30.5 30.2 31.1
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